While you spent your time getting mad online, this man mastered the nunchucks.

Steve Spell II is an internet content creator with over a decade in the game. Although he now describes himself as “the fiercest voice in American politics,” he used to have a different moniker — nunchuck slinger.

“For years, one man, deep in the Bayou has perfected the art of self-defense by being able to overcome any potential attacker with overwhelming speed and destructive power,” he says of his own life story in the caption of one of his videos. He also claims that he committed his life to nunchucks after striking an alligator in the head with a pair of them, so there’s that.

Anyway, as evidence of his nunchuck prowess, Spell used to post videos of himself working out with the weapon, often accompanied by captions that come off somewhere between motivational and unhinged.

“One quick strike with the nunchucks will give your adversary a gread deal of respect for your personal space,” Spell says in the caption of the video, which is set to “Indestructible” by Disturbed. “If someone is threatening you and they get within 3 feet, take them out!!!!! To fight is to kill or be killed.....You must never hesitate!”

Unfortunately, Spell doesn’t post much anymore. However, that may be because he finally met his match — a particularly strong door.

@globaltrades01 Nunchuck vs security door (credit: steve spell II) #foryou #martialarts #door #nunchaku #impressive ♬ original sound - GlobalTrades

Over the course of this minute-long clip, Spell throws all he’s got at the glass, whacking it in every way one possibly can with a pair of nunchucks. While he’s able to lodge a few good strikes against it and even break some surface-level glass, the door remains largely intact.

In the full video, available on Spell’s YouTube channel, he says that the glass was broken in the first place after a failed robbery attempt against his business.

I have to say, though — this TikTok clip does our boy dirty. The full video reveals that not only did he successfully lodge many more strikes against the door, he even managed to rip a sizable hole through the glass.

Still, despite defeating the wretched glass, he had great respect for his opponent. “When the glass man cometh, I want every window in the building to be made out of this stuff right here,” he says, pointing at his vanquished foe.

And so they shall, Mr. Spell. And so they shall.